So last week I found something that somewhat irked me. Ice cream trucks are usually awesome, as it means you’ll be getting ice cream. However there’s something extremely creepy about some cat who is selling ice cream…and calling himself Uncle Ron. The proof’s in the pudding. Check it out. 
Now it gets weird. Think for a second about what kind of guy might be calling himself Uncle Ron. Immediately, I thought of everyone’s favourity cartoon homosexual pedophile, Herbert from Family Guy. 
Boy was I wrong. As it turned out, the real “Uncle Ron” was even more disturbing. He gave me a good look, while preparing to service this young boy with a pink bracelet.
What’s disturbing here isn’t that Uncle Ron looks like an ex-con or someone who traded in his Harley for an ice cream truch. Or that he might even be selling cocaine out of that truck. The part of all of this that will frighten you beyond words is that you have probably seen Uncle Ron before.
Now you’re asking “Where would I have seen this creepy dude before?”
Uhm, ever see Clerks 2?
Yah. Take a better look.
Needless to say, I didn’t get any ice cream.
